Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Evil Plot


Bwahahahaha...

AND NOW, in my evil pursuit of dominating the ENTIRE WORLD, I have planned an event so disastrous, so monumental, so EEEE-VIL that my family, dare I say my husband, will rue, yes RUE, this day for the remainder of their ENTIRE lives.

There will be wailing and gnashing of teeth in the wilds of the forest, mad with the eternal prospect of my plan. Dry your tears children, there is no. turning. back.
I am giddy with the prospect of torturing the children with my plan. I am laughing my evil laugh and tapping my evil fingers in the prospect of goading my husband into tears.

I have planned... family pictures. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

With matching black shirts. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

And jeans. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I AM DIABOLICALLY, PURE EEEE-VIL.

The End.

PS... This event will take place today at G'ma's. Run... if you think I won't find you... BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

7 comments:

Amy said...

you ain't right!

...and matching shirts will NOT happen wit this crew! :(

Melissa said...

I think you might have inhaled some glitter with your holiday decorating and now it's gone to your head.

heather said...

You are prue evil. Evil I say.

Missy said...

Like they didn't smell that one coming from a mile away!

Rachel said...

why i'm glad i don't ACTUALLY have your blood running through my veins (dispite spectulation)...

MattD said...

Just let em go as they are...more fun that way...candid shots are the best

Peyton said...

not the flying monkeys!!! noooo!!!