Wednesday, November 26, 2008
AND NOW, in my evil pursuit of dominating the ENTIRE WORLD, I have planned an event so disastrous, so monumental, so EEEE-VIL that my family, dare I say my husband, will rue, yes RUE, this day for the remainder of their ENTIRE lives.
There will be wailing and gnashing of teeth in the wilds of the forest, mad with the eternal prospect of my plan. Dry your tears children, there is no. turning. back.
I am giddy with the prospect of torturing the children with my plan. I am laughing my evil laugh and tapping my evil fingers in the prospect of goading my husband into tears.
I have planned... family pictures. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
With matching black shirts. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
And jeans. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I AM DIABOLICALLY, PURE EEEE-VIL.
PS... This event will take place today at G'ma's. Run... if you think I won't find you... BWAHAHAHAHAHA!