I know I do not have time in the morning to look at all the blogs in the morning. And I do it anyway. I rarely comment anymore, but I like to know they're all read.
I know I should not eat hot fudge sauce, cold, out of the jar. And I do it anyway. Double-dipper. Yep, right now.
Yes, I'm gross.
I know that I should get backpacks ready, get out clothes (and iron them), and prepare lunches the night before. And I'm lazy.
I know that RIGHT NOW, I should be cleaning bathrooms and getting things ready for tomorrow (going on a weekend trip to the 'ham). And I'm blogging.
I know that I should be VERY PATIENT with the children. But they're whining. And I'm annoyed.
I know that I should change the laundry. But I think I'll push 'fluff' instead.
I know (painfully aware) that I should not wear heels to work. But I love them so. And they're not really heels, more like wedges, but they still hurt my feet after walking in them all day. My teacher wears Birkenstocks. Hideous, but they do look so comfortable. Especially at 2:45 in the afternoon.
I know that the Women's Olympic Beach Volleyball Teams do not wear enough clothes. Why do they not know? I want to give them shorts. "Here, love, put these on. There you go."
I know that I do not know the lives of the Olympic Athletes. So, I like to make them up. It's more fun that way. Not real. More fun.
I know the refrigerator will not clean itself. But I wish it would. Please?
I know I must stop now and get on the ball.