Tuesday, January 09, 2007

WANTED...



Someone to buy an old house in Birmingham, AL. It's really cute. It has three bedrooms, one and half baths, and a garage underneath the house. It's all brick on the outside and all hardwood floors on the inside. Yep. Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?..... Bueller?

Alright the truth! There has probably been pee in every section of the upstairs. I know for a fact that all of the plants were watered that way. The house does smell a little damp inside, but you get used to it. Oh yeah, you can't walk naked in the front of the house because of the enormous picture window. ( It is a Pella window though) Vomit and diarhea are a way of life for three little boys with excellent gag reflexes and I am a mediocre housekeeper (I'm getting better though with each child that I bear). It has lots and lots of character, including where I ran into the house three times in the minivan. (I just barely missed the garage). The last time caused significant damage to van, but not the house (it's brick, remember?).
Anyway, it's been on the market since June '05 and we're ready to be D-O-N-E!

if you want to take a look, it's Realty South's website and the address is 441 Chestnut St.
birmingham 35206.

2 comments:

Abbey said...

You are too funny. I think I'll pass on your old, jalopy of a house...I already have one of my own. I think it's better to stick with your own personal family pee & puke smells than to trade out for someone else's!! The life of raising boys is a stinky one, it's true!
I would, however, enjoy getting together sometime...That sounds like fun! Dare we consider the idea of an evening out involving margaritas and good conversation, instead of a play date with the kids??? Hmmm.....

Kimberly said...

oooo.... That sounds like too much fun. Let's do it and soon.